Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. ~John F. Kennedy

RAM disk is not an installation procedure. ~Author Unknown

The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord. ~Author Unknown

The best way to accelerate a Macintosh is at 9.8m/sec/sec. ~Marcus Dolengo

The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little. ~Eric Porterfield

Industry executives and analysts often mistakenly talk about strategy as if it were some kind of chess match. But in chess, you have just two opponents, each with identical resources, and with luck playing a minimal role. The real world is much more like a poker game, with multiple players trying to make the best of whatever hand fortune has dealt them. In our industry, Bill Gates owns the table until someone proves otherwise. ~David Moschella

Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that
~Margaret Segall, 1998

The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of whether submarines can swim. ~Edsger W. Dijkstra

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. ~Sydney J. Harris

There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't. ~Author Unknown

There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network. ~Guy Almes

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
~Peter Rothman, 1998

Information technology and business are becoming inextricably interwoven. I don't think anybody can talk meaningfully about one without the talking about the other. ~Bill Gates

There are two major products that came out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We do not believe this to be a coincidence. ~Jeremy S. Anderson

Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down
~David Ansel, 1998

There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about. It's a very serious disease and it interferes completely with the work. The trouble with computers is that you 'play' with them! ~Richard P. Feynman

There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer. ~J.H. Goldfuss

Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software. ~Author Unknown

I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from people trying to solve software incompatibility problems that, in terms of complexity, make the U.S. Tax Code look like Dr. Seuss. ~Dave Barry

A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
~David J. Liszewski, 1998

A user and his leisure time are soon parted. ~Author Unknown

Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key. ~Author Unknown

At least my pencil never crashes! ~Author Unknown

There is a chasm
of carbon and silicon
the software can't bridge
~Rahul Sonnad, 1998

DOS computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form. ~Author Unknown

Home is where you hang your @. ~Author Unknown



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